I heard outraged men and women call in and voice their disgust and anger with the new law, and realized fairly quickly that I would be one of the affected ones since I am the owner and driver of an SUV. Granted, it's not one of the monster ones, but it would definitely count. I even called Reid to see if he had heard anything about it...it took him all of 3 seconds to assure me that it most definitely had to be an April Fools joke. Not only had I COMPLETELY forgotten today was April Fool's day, but this new "law" struck too close to home, so yeah, I was becoming slightly outraged! :) ALSO, those of us who live or have ever lived in Portland know that it's not too far-fetched to believe that the often-less-than-wise Portland politicians & lawmakers would be capable of devising such a law.
What can I say; they got me good! Not that I had any intention of giving up my SUV... :)